Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he shaved USA in his pubs
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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