I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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