I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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