I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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