Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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