Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
