he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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