normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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