Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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