3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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