i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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