please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You coming home soon, man?
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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My dick has a subreddit
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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