Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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