I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
