How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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