How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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