Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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