just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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