you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
