I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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