How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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