So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Dignity is for republicans.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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