how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I wish there were birth control emojis
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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