You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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