youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I think im going to throw up on grandma
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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