What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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