i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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