Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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