3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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