Dual....:-)
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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