He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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