We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
This toilet bowl is my home.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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