you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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