Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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