BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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