found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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