Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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