there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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