I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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