No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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