Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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