I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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