so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
jump out the window naked night went bad
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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