making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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