you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i dont even know how to be here
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Randomize
