So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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