My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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