Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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