I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you traded sex for a burrito?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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