Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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