Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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