Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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