are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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