O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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