No awkward lesbian experiences without me
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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