break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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